In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled The Power of a Smile. [quote] The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. and our B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. Funny how Caesars used to be so classy, and they go with a Silly Caesar as opposed to MGM they went with Fox. It hit home and hit my heart. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rWhen handsome Harry joins the session, \rHe makes a real cool 3-way impression (lol)\r\rCleaner breath. Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at. The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special.". until the mother pours some shredded cheese on their food. Come and join our team. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake. . In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. I get that they wanted to get to the "Rome wasn't built in a day" thing because they ran out of Red Bull, but come on none of the lines actually lead up to that. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms". R200, Id rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go? I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. "And now, we wear the pahnts!". She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says. jokes. It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. r485, did you see the possible side effects of that drug? His super annoying screaming: "WHAAAAAT?" They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" Hey insurance companies, your commercials are not funny, cute or quirky. Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. Colgate is out to foster some badly needed post-pandemic optimism with its new "Be the Reason" brand equity campaign, a richly produced departure from what's long been a product- and. That Kate McKinnon commercial. Hes doin more than a dollop of Daisy, Ill tell ya that much. The second commercial with a different wife married to a gay man, who has also got his moves back due to Voltarin, must have a little gay nephew who is a junior cater waiter, who just goes limp when he sees gay uncle release his moves. It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. Patients receive at least 20% off* and you earn 10% of sales. She approaches the middle of the stage and sees a smile of reassurance from someone else before beginning her speech. [quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. Is he the grown up Josh from the fucking grandparents in wrinkled clothing? As an old friend used to point out when describing the Madison Avenue mindset, "these are the people who came up with "clean your rugs this afternoon, entertain guests tonight". They are selling the cream and not the cheese. In real life, Oliver Stark actually has this birthmark. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. that payments need to be kept up on. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. Theres no hidden meaning, the squares are called eye marks and are used as a visual cue for the machinery to indicate where to cut the material. I always liked the one at the link when it was airing in 2007 and am glad to see it's been preserved on YouTube -- I wish current producers would follow its example. It's just such a stupid concept. I wish he would choke on that bite of dessert, the smug asshole. Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching. I don't know what the actor's union did with their plans. Wheres the hello Im your penis commercial. Nothing is everythang!! I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! 28 Feb 2023 23:37:56 The Power of a Smile | Colgate Colgate US 60.9K subscribers Subscribe 727 90K views 1 year ago The power of a smile can bring optimism to those around you. If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it. It makes me so sad. The boy just stares in awe at his uncle while playing basketball and eating snacks. STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS! This must have been mentioned a few times already, but I cannot stand the commercial with Dave Grohl, Kevin Hart, and some other people in a house and Dave is shouting to Kevin that he made lasagna. "We're going to Nana's!" Why does EVERY god damned commercial need a jacked up SONG to go with it??!! I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. Call today to see if you're entitled to your MAH-NAY!". Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. News & Info about TV Spots from all around the world. Any commercial that uses Ill Take You There, Walking On Sunshine, or the Carmen Overture. So amazing. Thats so flyover. R148, that ad, as much as I hate it, makes me miss Ray Donovan. Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials. Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. Some deodorant for your body that tells you to smell your hand after you wash your ass, with a woman miming the whole process. Disgusting curds coming out of her cunt. "Age is just a number and mine's unlisted!". Who is the guy in the Colgate Total commercial? They lift up the garage doors for the whole neighborhood to see and start doing their podcast. Is she trying to be funny? I'm really getting sick of the woman who radiantly croons the "Nationwide is on your side" songs. so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. Oooh, a suburban family doing some lame ass rap and dancing- how quirky!! Your not fooling anyone that he's still a kid.and that 20 year old caleb with his squeaky voice making our ears bleed. Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men? I am still hating the gay bald widower who thinks that Botox is the secret to his grief. I think he's Australian, R121. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. That he wasnt and was on the children of the corn on wheels, its the bus driver that needs to be disciplined and have action taken against them. The NYC Covid vaccine with the hyper, coked-out Jamaican woman. PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. Colgate-Palmolive Company, American diversified company that manufactures and distributes household and commercial cleaning products, dental and other personal-care products, and pet foods in the United States and in more than 200 other countries and territories worldwide. I have diabetes and that commercial makes me go into a diabetic coma. Shes an icon for over ten years. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. ALL those ads are really annoying. I wish Pepto would bring back the Country Western version. The horrible Everlywell commercials for allergy saliva testing. The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. You write what, cranky letters to the editor? Can't stand it! While making goofy faces at a little girl with a sock puppet, her smile catches the eye of another passenger. Cookie Notice That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. I can't stand the little girl in the toilet paper commercial who's being toilet-trained and assures her mother that she's all through, only to say "Gotta go again" immediately thereafter. So I always questioned the Hispanic authenticity to begin with so the they would have Dakota Chad Smith voicing the commercial doesnt phase me, it just sounds so preppy gringo. The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. [51] You beat me to it. The Geico gecko is neither cute nor funny and never has been, plus has the most annoying goddamn voice imaginable. She is Customer Service. They obviously think were all poor morons. I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial. is used for some teeth whitening product. That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. I kept E Channel on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. It's all a trade-off, I guess. Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. They are the perfect annoying couple. *, [italic]*Your results may vary. I just think it's an odd ad campaign, especially coming from a company with such a bad reputation for labor relations -- isn't a certain portion of the audience bound to scoff? But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad. Szaz, not nasal enough. She needs to drink more boost. It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies. The Geico Motorcycle "Build Me Up Buttercup" ads. Subsequently, Who is the girl in Crest 3D White commercial? What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Im having withdrawals. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. Check out the video at iSpot.tv:What Can Your Smile Do? I know it's petty but there you have it. R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt. 100% on board with the Prevagen haters. He shills so much stuffwhy? I am fucking creeped-out by that psychotic Ambient-dream horror show commercial for Montefiore/Einstein Children's Hospital with the obnoxious soundtrack filled with people singing off-key, and the little girl rushing her stuffed unicorn to the ICU. The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son. R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation. I do like that tidepod commercial with the sassy cookie smelling dad. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. R467: Yeah, what's up with his pronunciation? If you experience an accessibility-related issue, please email[emailprotected]. The Toyota commercial about Sams Bookstore burning down and the kid collecting books to reopen the store, overlaid with that maudlin treacle Rainbow by Kacey Musgraves. The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. You get a blanket with the gimpy kids, you get a blanket with the homeless kids, you get a t-shirt with the kids with cancer, you get a t-shirt with the shivering starved beasts, you get a stuffed toy with the African wildlife,, and you get NOTHING with a donation to old starving Jews. 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